install theme
  • Fuckboy: i love you
  • Me: are you rich?
  • Fuckboy: no.....
  • Me: ✔ Seen 8:34

mauving:

alucienas:

OH MY GOD

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

mauving:

alucienas:

OH MY GOD

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

precumming:

YES JIGGLES SHOW THEM WHO THE TRUE QUEEN IS

(Source: penismanlyguy69)

nishlo:

when people jokingly pick on u but its something ur sensitive about

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imdoingstuffandthingslori:

lesmiserablephantom:

totallynotmisha:

damianmcgintleman:

twerker:

2013 is the first year since 1987 to have different numbers

image

image

what about 1982
1983
1984
1985
&
1986 Hmmm

since 1987. 

image

(Source: bowel)

alltimeboners:

trencherrr:

alltimeboners:

thisworldisfucked:

alltimeboners:

alltimeboners:

i dropped my apple in the toilet

image

did you decide oh im going to the bathroom better bring an apple with me

basically yes

why is there a cat 

he was helping

(Source: me-living-my-life)

wailordead:

thank god i’m safe

wailordead:

thank god i’m safe

(Source: ghostho)

liamdryden:

I’m here to defeat Waluigi’s evil exes

liamdryden:

I’m here to defeat Waluigi’s evil exes

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—
…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—

…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

(Source: bent-duck)

rneerkat:

do pirates hook up

Did The Maid Just Speak ?
install theme
  • Fuckboy: i love you
  • Me: are you rich?
  • Fuckboy: no.....
  • Me: ✔ Seen 8:34

mauving:

alucienas:

OH MY GOD

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

mauving:

alucienas:

OH MY GOD

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

precumming:

YES JIGGLES SHOW THEM WHO THE TRUE QUEEN IS

(Source: penismanlyguy69)

nishlo:

when people jokingly pick on u but its something ur sensitive about

image

imdoingstuffandthingslori:

lesmiserablephantom:

totallynotmisha:

damianmcgintleman:

twerker:

2013 is the first year since 1987 to have different numbers

image

image

what about 1982
1983
1984
1985
&
1986 Hmmm

since 1987. 

image

(Source: bowel)

alltimeboners:

trencherrr:

alltimeboners:

thisworldisfucked:

alltimeboners:

alltimeboners:

i dropped my apple in the toilet

image

did you decide oh im going to the bathroom better bring an apple with me

basically yes

why is there a cat 

he was helping

(Source: me-living-my-life)

wailordead:

thank god i’m safe

wailordead:

thank god i’m safe

(Source: ghostho)

liamdryden:

I’m here to defeat Waluigi’s evil exes

liamdryden:

I’m here to defeat Waluigi’s evil exes

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—
…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—

…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

(Source: bent-duck)

rneerkat:

do pirates hook up